#scary women

[buggee22]

Older unfinished Medusa concept

May come back to this one actually because boy! do I have Lore for her!

[newkatzkafe2023]

Do Burning Spice Cookie!reader next!

BUFF MOMMY SUPREME

Bored.....So Bored-Burning spice cookie

(Lmk Wukong) Oh goodness the way your acting caused him a bit of grief when he met you for the first time, destroying everything in your path. Like he was Impusive and hyperactive but you.....your on a totally different level of property damage. When Wukong chats with you finally during your sparring sessions...which is just you wailing on him and Wukong trying not to get a boner. He learns your destructive behavior is caused by your bordem...wow. However Wukong learned to be patient with you and help you channel your destructive behavior into fun games you both love to play

(MKR Wukong) He and the pilgrims found you rampaging across some villages with your army. They were surprised to see it was a freakishly tall female causing trouble in the Village, and Wukong was dumbfounded and slightly turned on. Even more so when he went to stop you but you made quick work of him, when you quickly yeeted him so hard he crashed into two houses and a tea shop. Boi was Wukong officially in love an his other "Staff" shot right up at your strength and destruction. You were so wild and violent and Wukong was all for that, you both shared a lust for battle and would get into trouble and cause destruction together. Eventually Wukong stared courting you with plans for marriage, and you accepted him in your burning heartbeat.

(NR Wukong) Their were two things Wukong saw on you that caused his other "Staff" to shoot up and pluse in arousel a HUGE pair of G Cup tits and the second thing he saw was your MASSIVE Biceps. I mean how can he not, you are so much taller then him and everybody around you, it became a shock when you saw Wukong practically sprint to you flirting like the wind. When you both started dating your life became far from boring, always dragging you out late at night going to clubs, racing tracks, and practically showing you everything donghai had to offer. You were greatly entertained by Wukong and your adventures together, good news is your not bored anymore the bad news is your stuck with a hyperactive monkey who never fails to simp for you.

(HIB Wukong) My god, he would get various types of migraines from your constant challenges and the antics you would bring, and the fact that you commit acts of violence just because your ass was bored....forget about it. You tend to give Wukong deja vu because he remembers his master having to pull him away when he's about to cause trouble, as he now does the same to you. Unfortunately he does that alot because you tend to get bored very easily and therefore go on various rampages and destroying things, Wukong was at his wits end with you and was so frustrated he decided to give you a new......form of.....entertainment 🧡 Word of advice i think you should stock up on pregnancy tests........and maybe not tell the other 4 beasts about Wukong.........At least not yet.

(Netflix Wukong) OHHHHHHHHH LORD ALMIGHTY😨😨😨😰😰😰!!!!!!! YOU AND HIM TOGETHER MAKES EVERYBODY IN THE HEAVEN ACTIVELY SH*T THEMSELVES. Wukong was immediately and madly in love with you and the Destruction and strength, and became clingy to you. At first it was annoying but you changed your opinion rather Quickly when you found that your husband can cause just as much destruction as you and that's makes you chuckle and join in. You both were a match made in hell as you join forces, to strike fear into the hearts of your enemies and terrorize the celestial realm with your strength and bloodlust. At the end of the day Wukong adores his burning spice cookie, and he wouldn't have it any other way making you blush lightly.

(BMW Wukong) You both met a bit before the celestial war, his sworn brothers were having a pre- celebratory drinking party together. That's when Wukong saw you for the first time, a giant buff female monkey demanding to join the war, and laid waste and cause destruction across the warzone. The men laughed mockingly, but Wukong decided to give you a chance and allowed you to spar with him....that's his first mistake because the next thing he knew, he was lying in a crater beaten and battered his armor completely destroyed. However even when everybody shook in fear as you cackled like a psycho, Wukong looked up at you with heart eyes and his tall stiff "staff" shooting up out of his pants. With that he was more then happy to have you help in the celestial war while taking his time to win your heart, even when you both lost the war you remained by him as you told him you joined the war out of boredom and with you not fitting in with the woman of your time. Though Wukong wouldn't change a thing about you, not one bit🥰

(Destined one) You are definitely a handful for the Destined one to handle but it's never an inconvenience. You both met when the Destined one was fighting a celestial called Yellowbrow and was struggling a bit, until something huge came down from the sky and crushed part of his spine. This left him in shock as he watched you effortlessly destroy the other celestial, and that made the Destined one blush lightly at your deranged laugher as you always loved a good fight. Then you both officially introduced yourselves and started a steady relationship over time. The Destined one honestly thinks it's adorable how you would complain and whine about being bored and waiting to cause some destruction to kill time. He would just shake his head and smile at you as you both chat.

(Lotmk Wukong) He thought you were the most beautiful woman he's ever seen, even with everyone thinking you're a large brute. Wukong felt you were misunderstood, and learning that you cause destruction out of boredom just proves that further. So Wukong made sure to bring you on patrol just to keep you from getting in trouble with the monk. Which is good sometimes because you would run into demon bandits, thugs and other tribes and getting the thrill of destroying them all in battle. Wukong adores you became you can act a bit sweet to him, while looking intimidating and ferocious to everyone else. He can't love you enough😉

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[fishyfeelingssss]

just two cutie gorls on a winters day🤭 both designs are so good!!!

@blackkatdraws2 ur characters have been my hyper fixation this week!!

[darkergrey]

sorry I was distracted by your impressive mask

[spiraphobia]

Listing the ones in the poll that for me are the scariest. I am sure there are so many others that I missed - so feel free to share them in the comments below.

[bazpire]

Okay y'all but can we talk about

Warning: spoilers for the latest Caller audio

Why tf did sweetie bring the date over to watch the movie?? They could've gone to the cinema or do literally anything else other than that. They know they have an obsessed unknown entity following them everywhere that resides inside their home and can always see them.

Why. In the name of all that's sweet and innocent. Would you bring someone you care about to an actively dangerous place??? They know he's unstable and they don't know what he's capable of so why

Did they do that to be defiant? Did they wanted to know how far he'd go? Did they just not think it through? He was right during the whole audio, was a kiss on the cheek really worth a life?

Anyway he's so hot I want him to *********** me in the ********* and then he could *********** on the ceiling ************ in his monster form ****************************** 'till my tongue melts off, you know?

[michellymy]

which out of all your characters is your favorite?

MY BELOVEDS ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Of course, Kenyan is my favorite, this crazy woman who urgently needs some therapy and rest. Ain't she the prettiest? 🥰 But she's not a person you want to get involved with; she's either gonna kill you or drag you into her messes.

Behati is my second favorite! She's practical and doesn't need a lot to be fine, but she does her best to give everything her brother (Yuno) wants. Ah, she also holds a strong grudge against Maivtre, which is totally fair considering what happened.

And my baby Ethan 🥺 he's the moralistic soul among everyone, trying to convince them: "Murder is not normal, why do you solve problems like this???????". Coming from Earth, his mindset is pretty different from the rest, so he is a fresh breeze in their lives.

[kittym0th]

Twila! your favorite hitman❤️

[circushaven]

So I'm just gonna dump my years old art here, hope you Don't mind.

BYEEE✨✨👋

For those of you wonder here are the names of some of the characters I've Drew, just in Case:

Worm lady: Darlene

Pretty man in scarf: Percy

Little man in cowboy hat: Charles Longhorn(Percy's boyfriend)

Lanky goblin thing: Modue

Snowman: Charlie Winter

Weird looking nub: Marlin

Clown twins: Whimpers left, Giggles right

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[eldritchenoch]

i dont remember if i posted this or not? anyway, sapphics come get yall juice

i can and will be drawing more buff women soon after i finish a commission

[deadmomjokes]

Betwixt Christmas gift cash and Steam Family Sharing workaround shenanigans, the husband and I have finally started Baldur's Gate 3.

Went in basically blind except for knowing the names of the companions and the fact that Astarion is a vampire (couldn't miss that cultural osmosis).

We also came in on two different meta-levels as players.

He is very familiar with D&D, D&D-based games, computer games in general, and these sorts of games specifically. He's also that kind of person that plays things on Extreme Difficulty Mode for fun. He quits when something isn't challenging enough. His idea of relaxing, rewarding gameplay is ultra-hard-mode Elden Ring and Dark Souls.

I, on the other hand, am bad at games. Full stop. I have lost Wii Mario Kart to a 6 year old, repeatedly. I get hopelessly lost even when there's detailed maps, trackers, compasses, and flagged waypoints. I also panic in combat situations and have no strategic ability aside from "stand there, hit it, and hope it doesn't move." I'm more of a low-stakes visual novel sort of gamer. Stardew Valley is as intense as I get.

He is playing a Seldarine Drow warlock in a pact with an archfey. She's a noble with a ridiculously high Charisma score, a perfectly balanced spell loadout, and an even more balanced overall stat build. She's DPS without being totally squishy and helpless, and has advantage to almost everything. She also has an impeccable fashion sense and always looks put together, even when on death's door to a brain worm. Or, to put it in a way my husband would loathe, she got that drip.

I am playing a ginger himbo of a high elf fighter with -1 to Charisma and a -1000 to common sense. He's an impulsive maniac with, somehow, a +3 to intimidation despite being a truly gentle soul that believes every sob story he comes across. He's a sweaty, dusty, grubby little feral child (outlander background) with the world's messiest ponytail and greasepaint-turned-eyeliner that a 90s ex emo kid would be proud of. And that's him trying to look presentable. Despite having an impressive dexterity score, my natural disadvantage to dexterity (and Wisdom and Intelligence) as the player makes it so that this man bumbles his way into everything and only gets out by making horrifying threats he has absolutely no intention of following up on, or by being forced to stand his ground and take it on the jaw.

So this was going to be An Experience no matter what. And boy, it sure has been.

Thus far, we have:

Accidentally pacifism'd our way into every Goblin/Absolute aligned settlement we've encountered on the pure luck of husband's choice to play a Drow because he thought it would add an interesting dynamic. That interesting dynamic, he thought, would be difficulty. He thought being a Drow would make it harder because of the general hatred toward them. He's technically good-aligned, but, y'know, planet-of-hats racism means he was expecting it to work against him, which he likes because he likes when things are hard. Only now it's basically a free pass into all the areas we'd normally have to fight or sneak into. Great for our shared pacifist tendencies, but LOL

Lost a full hour of progress because my computer screen is tiny and bad at graphics and I hadn't learned all the controls yet, so while trying to investigate a hole in the floor of an abandoned church I tripped in face-first and got us into an unescapable, imminent-TPK situation, whereupon the game immediately autosaved for the first time since waking up on the beach. We have since learned to spam the quicksave button liberally.

Accepted a ton of mutually exclusive quests, half of which we have no intention of doing, just to try and get out of situations without combat, so now the mini map now looks like a cubist rendition of a simple sun drawing and I'm SO worried it's going to come crashing down and get us shanked in our sleep.

MET BEST BOY DOGGO I WILL DIE FOR SCRATCH 😭

Discovered husband's character is, build wise, a carbon-copy of Wyll. This was 100% unintentional and he's BIG mad about it LOL RIP

Impulsively pushed a button in a crypt without saving and woke up a bunch of skellies we weren't prepared for, but were somehow also saved by that same impulsivity because I had previously run around the entire area and looted every single skeleton no matter how useless it was to my character, so they all woke up without their weapons so HAH take that I TOLD YOU being a klepto would pay off

Immediately after this fortuitous stroke of fate, having learned exactly nothing, my impulsive maniac opened the shiny sarcophagus before consulting anyone or healing. Luckily it wasn't cursed or trapped or full of enemies (it was Withers, and I'm love), but I'm now not allowed to open or interact with anything bigger than a crate without announcing it first so husband has the chance to go NO WAIT LET ME SAVE FIRST

Sneaked into a secret underground passage, whereupon my husband sent his invisible'd familiar around to carefully scout the area, discovering the button that would turn off the overpowered guardian statue. My character then readied a crossbow shot to hit said button, but in trying to move out of the way of the other party members, stepped right into the statue's attack circle. I panicked, tried to move, but couldn't figure out how to unselect the attack I could no longer use, and tried to fix it by pausing. But all of that just resulted in me standing there, doing nothing, until I finally dropped dead. Luckily I passed my saving throws, and more luckily still, my husband managed to stop laughing long enough to eldritch blast the statue to pieces and come get me.

So anyway, we're having the best time. I know we're late to the party, but it really is so good. I may have even teared up a little during the dream sequence with the psychedelic neon light guardian warriors. This is going to consume my brain for the next few months, and I'm happy to have paid for the privilege. 10/10, absolutely deserves that GOTY and the $60 price tag both.

No spoilers please, we're only level 3 and just encountering the Goblin Camp. (We've met everyone but Karlach, I believe.) But rest assured, as we learn and discover more I will come yelling and seeking those who will screech with me. Probably mostly about my new sons that I've acquired, namely the lying purple sadsack trash wizard with some horrifying kind of chronic illness and/or addiction, and the prettiest most specialist murder machine who definitely won't admit it but is definitely gonna need a hug when I finish breaking down those obviously performative emotional walls.

Also, Lae'zel scares me. Please stop yelling at me, you cranky fish woman, I'm trying my best here 😭

[newkatzkafe2023]

I want something to do with portal-portal2 but my brain cannot think of anything that could put wukong into it 😭😭

If it springs you any ideas like of Y/N that is either Chell, Weatley or even Glados I'll take it 😆

GLADOS IS MY FAVORITE CHARACTERS I LOVE HER ATTITUDE DISPITE BEING AN A.I🤩

(Lmk Wukong) When you first met during the journey to the west, is when Wukong took note of your passive aggression. You were harsh and cruel to everyone around you and had no problem putting others in danger, and almost killing people. That caused you to clash with Wukong alot who was learning to be a better person, until he accidentally got a glimpse into your life. Which he started to understand and tried to help you overcome your personal trauma, though it took a long time and well you started to see him as somebody hard to kill and Wukong decided to change your mind.

(NR Wukong) Well.....you know the term test monkey because that's what you do alot, and it took him some time to notice. You would think this pissed him off and it did....at first, but this is probably the most attention he's ever got from you. It was super easy to trick him and it felt like all you had to do was tie a beer bottle to a rope and dangle it infront of him. However Wukong is also intelligent in his own right and mostly turn your dangerous puzzles into fun mini games, and excise routines basically patronizing you. You would low-key growl and huff as you would leave him with your test notes, Wukong finds it adorable how his cold wifey-poo tries to kill him with science and household items your marriage has never been so lively.

(MKR Wukong) My god, the sarcastic remarks you both would exchange would make everyone go crazy. You're both bitter, irritable, cold, violent, and gentle in neither of your vocabularies. How you would make passive-aggressive comments and mildly harsh insults towards each other, not to mention how neither of you are against killing your enemies. However, you both do little subtle acts of affection and kindness for each other, like Wukong sharing his food, and you would bake little peach cupcakes for him to eat. You both are dangerously protective of each other, and with that, you both became less of the deadly couple and more of a passive-aggressive, tsundere married couple.

(HIB Wukong) Oh goodness your relationship looks kinda toxic, from the outside looking in but it's not the case really. It's just..before you both got together you both had treated each other coldly and harshly, only cause Wukong had put up his walls and your dry cutthroat insults and sarcasm. It wasn't until Luier and Silly girl had entered your lives and you both had to put aside your bullsh*t to take care the kids. Your gentler side comes out when you bonded with Luier over puzzles and knowledge, so you would make kid friendly test for them to do. Over time you both learned to love each other with the help of your unusual little family.

(Netflix Wukong) Ohhhhhhhhh man I feel he would be the most passive aggressive Monkey on this list, so their will be alot of back and forth. Your harsh monotone Voice brings back bitter terrible memories, but what's interesting is that you don't judge him nor rebuke his bad behavior. However you still passive aggressively insult him and comment on his acts and Impulses, you would also roll your eyes at best. Though you do have a gentler side to you as you would act as a listening ears and would bake him a cake as an act of remorse for when you get out of line for him. In otherwords you love Wukong it's just you have a....funny way of showing it.

(BMW Wukong) Oh boi you admittedly picked the wrong one, especially when he can mouth off to you without hesitation. He had heard about you from Erlang Shen about you were offing people in the form of tests or puzzles, and well....the after math was.....messy. When Wukong finally were a little manipulative and incredibly dangerous, as you only saw him as another test subject and took him to your test sight. However Wukong either breezed though the tests or completely destroyed it, and it really tried your patience. It guess worse when you dubbed him as difficult to kill and called him a genocidal armored lunatic and told him never to comeback, oh if only it was that easy....

(Destined one) First of all who the hell do you think you are???🤨 the Destined one would not take your bullsh*t at all, like all you do is try to trick him into doing tests like a god damn lab rat. Then you would have the gall to go and passive aggressively insult him to his blank face, like you seriously get on his nerves and that doesn't happen very often. Now he won't ever fight you but he will be spiteful when it comes to your little tests, and if the Destined one ever spoke. I feel like the Destined one's insults and harsh comments would cut deeper then yours ever could, and that's probably why your interested in him and you wanna know what makes him tick. You never expected to marry him though, but that's a different test result for another time.

(Lotmk Wukong) Now i feel he wouldn't ever notice your cold monotone murderous and tricky disposition, and he naturally loves and cares about you without condition. Everybody would usually go mad trying to figure out why Wukong would look at you like you hung the moon. He also loves listening to you talk because he thinks your voice is pretty, even when you're currently roasting him. Though you would show your affection for him by singing soft opera songs to him and baking a cake for him............ it must be nice to have rose-colored glasses glued to his face.

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[wwweirdgirl]

i love it when women are scary

[thelorelounge]

Jorōgumo 101: When Your Date Night Turns Into a Web of Lies

Let’s meet the Jorōgumo, Japan’s eight-legged heartbreaker and the very definition of “looks can kill.” On the surface, she’s your dream girl—graceful, alluring, decked out in a silk kimono that probably costs more than your rent. But don’t let the soft smile fool you. Beneath that elegant upper half? Full-blown spider. Big. Hairy. And absolutely done with your nonsense.

She lures wandering men into her lair—usually a creepy old house or a cave dressed up like a love nest—then wraps them up like sushi rolls for later. Charming, right?

But here’s the kicker: Jorōgumo isn’t just a monster. She’s the embodiment of seduction, danger, and the age-old truth that some red flags wear lipstick.

Moral of the story? If a mysterious woman invites you into her home in the woods, and you hear skittering? Run. Or at least bring bug spray.

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